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    Default NEW D2 Bowls

    The We Used To Always Be Good Bowl
    WSSU vs Pitt State

    The Wow We Were Overrated Bowl
    IUP vs Ashland in a rematch of their season opening game

    The We Looked Really Good Until We Played Someone Good Bowl
    Tiffin vs West Florida

    The Fans Hate the Administration Bowl
    Humboldt State vs WSSU (yes WSSU pulls double duty but the added practice time can only help them)

    The Their Fans Can't Find the D2 Message Board Bowl
    SIAC Vs GLVC ( BigSig can't wait to show them the light next year as Lindenwood switches conferences)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wallst View Post
    The We Used To Always Be Good Bowl
    WSSU vs Pitt State

    The Wow We Were Overrated Bowl
    IUP vs Ashland in a rematch of their season opening game

    The We Looked Really Good Until We Played Someone Good Bowl
    Tiffin vs West Florida

    The Fans Hate the Administration Bowl
    Humboldt State vs WSSU (yes WSSU pulls double duty but the added practice time can only help them)

    The Their Fans Can't Find the D2 Message Board Bowl
    SIAC Vs GLVC ( BigSig can't wait to show them the light next year as Lindenwood switches conferences)
    If a football fan burns a couch in a league that doesn't have fans on a message board, does the couch still burn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Runnin' Cat View Post
    If a football fan burns a couch in a league that doesn't have fans on a message board, does the couch still burn?
    Good question: Normally no, but then the amendment, "pics or it didn't happen" supercedes the old adage. There will be pics.
    Go Bronchos!

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    The “We Suck But Our League is Better Than Yours Bowl” - 2-9 Wayne State vs. 3-7 Mississippi College
    Last edited by chargerblue; 11-15-2018 at 08:27 PM.

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    The “Wouldn’t Be .500 in D3 Bowl Series” (involves 3 teams, like the Commander in Chief Trophy) concluded last week. With the University of Mary’s victory over Minnesota-Crookston, those two teams end in a tie with Minot State. All are 1-10, Mary beat Crookston, Crookston beat Minot and Minot beat Mary. Everyone gets a swift kick and their lunch money taken away.

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    The "Bottom Feeder Bowl" from the PSAC
    Seton Hill (1-6, 1-10)1st win 2yrs Verses East Stroudsburg (0-6, 2-9)
    Could substitute Cheyney for ESU, since they've been kicked out of the NCAA D2

    The other PSAC bowl would be the "NOT ME" bowl
    The I didn't loose to Seton Hill; Gannon ( 2-5, 2-9) against Lock Haven (1-5, 2-9)
    Oh sorry LHU beat GU in the last game of the yr.
    I guess it would have to be a D3 school

    FLASH... FLASH... FLASH...

    Just read that EARLHAM is dropping Football (5 winless seasons)
    This could be a savior for their fans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HumRsky View Post
    The “Wouldn’t Be .500 in D3 Bowl Series” (involves 3 teams, like the Commander in Chief Trophy) concluded last week. With the University of Mary’s victory over Minnesota-Crookston, those two teams end in a tie with Minot State. All are 1-10, Mary beat Crookston, Crookston beat Minot and Minot beat Mary. Everyone gets a swift kick and their lunch money taken away.
    HILARIOUS!.....more...more....

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    The "We been at the bottom so long we don't whether to S@#T or go Blind Bowl - CIAA" Or the "Our Bottom Stinks more than Your Bottom Bowl - CIAA
    1-9 Lincoln vs 1-7 Elizabeth City -North
    2-7 St. Augustine vs Livingston 3-6 South

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    "Worst of the Worst Bowl" - Lake Erie (GMAC) 0-11 vs South West Baptist 0-11 (GLVC), and it would end in a 0-0 tie.
    On second thought: "Oh Fer Bowl!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaleDude View Post
    "Worst of the Worst Bowl" - Lake Erie (GMAC) 0-11 vs South West Baptist 0-11 (GLVC), and it would end in a 0-0 tie.
    On second thought: "Oh Fer Bowl!"
    Loser plays Shorter.

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    I'd pay to see that one
    Well maybe I'll just watch on PPV

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    “We Don’t Have To Call Athletic Scholarships ‘Leadership Grants’ Anymore” Bowl - Maryville vs. Frostburg, limited to former D3 schools who can now call money funneled to athletes by name.

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    The Gravy and Biscuits Bowl
    Best SAC and GSC team that miss the playoffs

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    Quote Originally Posted by WolfBreed View Post
    Loser plays Shorter.
    In that game, last teams out are Lincoln PA and Elizabeth City State.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wallst View Post
    The We Looked Really Good Until We Played Someone Good Bowl
    Tiffin vs West Florida
    West Florida was down to the 4th string QB by the end of the year. Lost their starter on the third series of the season.

    So, not quite accurate here.

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